April 2012
you know what i don’t like
the word “hubby”
if i ever get married and start using the phrase “my hubby” you guys need to have me shot immediately
March 2012
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sometimes i’m about to do things like walk from my room to the bathroom with my laptop in just my underwear
and then i remember that i have roommates
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invisibletardis:
Swagger
Je swagge Tu swagges Il swagge Nous swaggons Vous swaggez Ils swaggent
Nous swaggons
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you don’t understand
how much
i’m in love with jillian michaels
like
she gets all intense
and really gives a shit
and starts whispering to people
really passionately
and i just… i sit here like
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watching the biggest loser and crying
just another day for me
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“At thirteen my friend Jen tried to teach me how to blow rings of smoke
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– Andrea Gibson - Birthday
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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lesliecrusher replied to your video: no, ok. if she yelled at me like this i’d probably…
oh jillian push me hard oh oh
you’re joking, but y e s
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Take a Sad Song and Make It Better.: Jenn's Nails... →
jennsnails:
I’m so excited that I have hit 100 followers and to announce my first giveaway!
1st Place Prize (top photo): OPI Best of the Best collection, OPI “Pink Friday”, OPI “Fly”, OPI “Did It On Em’”, OPI “Save Me”, Layla Magneffect “Black Metal”, Sephora Nail bling and Chic…
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shoesofmoriarty:
moraniarty:
catch you
later
NO, YOU WON’T
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
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i just wrote satisfacation instead of satisfaction
???????
and not as a typo
i legitimately was like hm what’s the word i’m looking for…
oh yes, satisfacation.
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GUESS WHO SHATTERED THE SCREEN OF THEIR SMARTPHONE THIS MORNING
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“Firefly fans will see me, do a double take, stop, nod and say ‘Captain’ with an...”
– Nathan Fillion, Entertainment Weekly (via gypsy-sunday)
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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
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people who don’t write comments in their tags or...
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